Just happened to read some ‘nerdy’ jokes here .
My favourite ones (credit goes to their respective creators): >there is a physicist, a biologist and a mathematician standing in front of a house. They see one man enter and two men leave. > >The Physicist says, “Well there is obviously an unknown variable.” The Biologist says, “The man must have multiplied.” > >The mathematician then looks at them both and says, “I don’t know how it happened but if one more person enters the house it will be empty.”
A wife asks her husband, who is a software engineer: “Could you please go shopping for me and buy 1 carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get 6!” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him why the hell did he buy 6 cartons of milk??? He: “They had eggs”
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks for a quarter beer. The fourth is begins to order an eighth of a beer but the bartender cuts him off.
“You’re all idiots.”
He pours two beers and goes to help other customers.
Two atoms are walking(?) along.
First atom: I think I’ve lost an electron.
Second atom: Really? An electron? Are you sure?
First atom: Yeah.. I’m positive!